I’m not sure if you’re aware but I have crazy voodoo powers. I’ve known I’ve possessed these powers for a while now. On occasion, I’ve used them for evil but that’s only if absolutely necessary.
I have the ability to convince people to do my bidding while thinking it’s their idea. It’s like some super Vulcan mind-meld. My abilities are dangerous.
Well, yesterday I drug them out, dusted them off, and used them on Megan. I was sly, subtle, and sneakarific. She didn’t know what hit her.
I convinced Megan to register for the Route 66 Half Marathon with me.
Dang if I didn’t totally voodoo that voodoo I do so well on myself.
Oh my powers. They’ve come back to bite me.
I guess it’s time to start running again…wish us well.